Enjoy Your Turkey Racist is the name of a candle from Virgins On Fire Candle Co. This brown amber jar candle is lit. There is a photo of a thanksgiving dinner on the label. it says, "Enjoy Your Turkey, Racist." It is a cranberry and pine scent.
Back label of amber glass candle jar showing product details for Virgins On Fire Candle Co, a funny candle, gay-owned small business in Brooklyn, NY. 100% soy wax, handmade in Brooklyn, 45-50 hour burn time, non-toxic, 9oz size. Features Virgins on Fire Candle Co. branding, contact information, and cartoon flame mascot with rainbow flag. Includes a note about being handmade by a gay man rather than a corporation with a rainbow logo 30 days out of the year."
Enjoy Your Turkey Racist is the name of a candle from Virgins On Fire Candle Co. This brown amber jar candle is lit. There is a photo of a thanksgiving dinner on the label. it says, "Enjoy Your Turkey, Racist." It is a cranberry and pine scent.
Back label of amber glass candle jar showing product details for Virgins On Fire Candle Co, a funny candle, gay-owned small business in Brooklyn, NY. 100% soy wax, handmade in Brooklyn, 45-50 hour burn time, non-toxic, 9oz size. Features Virgins on Fire Candle Co. branding, contact information, and cartoon flame mascot with rainbow flag. Includes a note about being handmade by a gay man rather than a corporation with a rainbow logo 30 days out of the year."

Virgins On Fire

ENJOY YOUR TURKEY, RACIST (Cranberry & Cypress)

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Cranberry & Cypress

"Enjoy Your Turkey, Racist" is perfect for the Thanksgiving dinner table where Uncle Frank will unleash a series of micro aggressions culminating in a declaration of, "These people!"

Just think of the joy you'll get plopping this down next to him as modules of gravy and saliva spray about as he reveals nothing insightful whatsoever and mortifies all.

Get two, as post-dessert Aunt Lisa will disingenuously suggest we all vacation together next spring so long as we stay close to the resort.

We all know what she means.

Happy holidays!

From Virgins on Fire Candle Co. this 6 ounce 100%  soy wax candle is handmade in Brooklyn, NY using only the safest fragrances sourced from socially responsible suppliers. 

The 9oz candle with wraparound label carries a long 45-50 hour burn time.

Phthalate-free fragrances.

Also available for events, private label, and wholesale.

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