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I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BE SOBER GREETING CARD
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I LOVE THAT YOU'RE SOBER GREETING CARD
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I REMEMBER EVERY AWKWARD THING YOU'VE EVER DONE GREETING CARD
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I'D RATHER BE UPSTATE - 200 Safety Matches
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IF YOU PUT ME IN A NURSING HOME, I WILL HAUNT YOU GREETING CARD
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INTENSE LESBIAN ENERGY STICKER
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ISBN THINKING ABOUT YOU LETTERPRESS GREETING CARD
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JUST A REALLY INTENSE LESBIAN ENERGY (Eucalyptus)
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