Virgins On Fire Greeting Cards

Virgins On Fire's line of funny and subversive greeting cards.

Red Background Greeting Card. White Font. Reads, "At Least You Don't Live in Florida." White Envelope.
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AT LEAST YOU DON'T LIVE IN FLORIDA GREETING CARD
$5.50
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Greeting card. Red background. White font. White envelope. Text reads: "ONE DAY EVERYTHING'S FINE, AND THE NEXT, YOU REALIZE YOU'RE A LESBIAN AND LEAVE YOUR HUSBAND"
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LEAVE YOUR HUSBAND GREETING CARD
$5.50
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Greeting card. Red background. White font. Message reads: "Your generation is questionable, but I love you." It's a greeting card with a white envelope. It signifies intergenerational love.
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YOUR GENERATION IS QUESTIONABLE, BUT I LOVE YOU GREETING CARD
$5.50
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Red Greeting Card. White Font. Message is, 'Wishing you a lifetime of deviance and faggotry." White envelope. This is a greeting card for a member of the LGBTQ+ community.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
WISHING YOU A LIFETIME OF DEVIANCE & FAGGOTRY GREETING CARD
$5.50
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Greeting card with the text: "Do it with the passion of a misguided republican." White text. Red background. White envelope.
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DO IT WITH THE PASSION OF A MISGUIDED REPUBLICAN GREETING CARD
$5.50
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White envelope. Red card. White font that reads, "KEEP CALM AND SCREAM JUST FUCKING SCREAM. " it is in the fun style of the keep calm and carry on cards. Has a crown at the top of the text.
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KEEP CALM AND SCREAM GREETING CARD
$5.50
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YOU'RE MY FAVORITE AUNT GREETING CARD. You're smart, you're funny, I'm in your will right? Red background. white font.
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YOU'RE MY FAVORITE AUNT GREETING CARD
$5.50
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Red greeting card with white envelope. Includes the phrase, "I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BE SOBER. I am so proud of you. Keep going, okay? And call me if you need anything." it is a heartfelt message of sobriety support from virgins on fire candle co.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BE SOBER GREETING CARD
$5.50
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Greeting card with "TAKE THE HIGH ROAD" crossed off and a declaration to "Burn the motherfucker down!" instead. Red background. Bold white font. White envelope. A GREETING CARD - Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
TAKE THE HIGH ROAD GREETING CARD
$5.50
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Greeting card. White envelope. Red background. White text. It reads: "I promise to love you in sickness and in health, unless you have a cold then get away from me."
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UNCONDITIONAL LOVE GREETING CARD
$5.50
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BOOMERS FUCKED UP EVERYTHING GREETING CARD
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BOOMERS FUCKED UP EVERYTHING GREETING CARD
$5.50
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this is a greeting card making fun of the idea of overbearing parents. Red background. White font. White envelope. It reads, "Imagine being a well-qualified teacher and having some dumbass parents dictating the curriculum."
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TEACHER / DUMBASS PARENTS GREETING CARD
$5.50
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Greeting Card. Red background. White font. Reads: "Relationships are all about honesty, and I'd honestly love to see you naked." White envelope. This greeting card is perfect for Valentine's Day, or. a funny anniversary card.
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HONEST LOVE CARD
$5.50
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A greeting card. Red. White font. Says, "At Least You Don't Live in Texas." White Envelope.
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AT LEAST YOU DON'T LIVE IN TEXAS GREETING CARD
$5.50
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A greeting card against a white envelope background. The card has a deep red background with white text in an italic serif font that reads 'i know it took a while, but it's never too late to come out.' The message offers support and validation for those coming out as LGBTQ+
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NEVER TOO LATE TO COME OUT GREETING CARD
$5.50
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A red card, with white text, and a white envelope. The card reads, " I LOVE you like people love casual racism about adopting children"
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LOVE...CASUAL RACISM GREETING CARD
$5.50
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red background. white bold font that reads, "PEACE, LOVE & RESIGNATION LETTERS" greeting card. peace sign in the bottom right corner.
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PEACE, LOVE & RESIGNATION LETTERS GREETING CARD
$5.50
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blue background. big bold white font. "Hey, don't blame me, i voted for Kamala!" VOTED FOR KAMALA GREETING CARD - Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
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VOTED FOR KAMALA GREETING CARD
$5.50
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YOU'RE MY FAVORITE UNCLE GREETING CARD. You're smart, you're funny, i'm in your will right? red background, white font. big font.
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YOU'RE MY FAVORITE UNCLE GREETING CARD
$5.50
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red greeting card. white font. bold. reads, "as much as I want unity, republicans are fucking crazy."
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REPUBLICANS ARE CRAZY GREETING CARD
$5.50
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