DUDE. BREATHE. THE BOOMERS FUCKED UP ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING. YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN NAVIGATING THEIR CHAOTIC BULLSHIT.
Whether it's crashing the economy, driving up home prices, or hoarding the wealth, the boomers are real pieces of work.
But they'll get offended if you say anything. See, we're supposed to work, work, work. No complaining. Too much avocado toast they say via garbled texts. Pulling levers for Trump - screaming always - keyboard warriors - their profile photo a dog - probably never having left the country, unable to grasp that they're not the center of the world - the only generation to leave the next one worse off.
Fuck their chaos.
Send this to someone personally victimized by a boomer.
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- A2 size (4¼" x 5½”)
- Blank Inside
- Packaged in cello sleeve
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- Includes envelope
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