Skip to content
Search
Shop
Browse All
Candles
Greeting Cards & Gifts
Virgins On Fire Greeting Cards
Offensive + Delightful Greeting Cards
Quick Brown Fox Letterpress Greeting Cards
Apartment 2 Greeting Cards
About
Wholesale
My Book
Custom
Consulting
Contact
Press
Account
Site navigation
Search
Search
Cart
Menu
Site navigation
Shop
Browse All
Candles
Greeting Cards & Gifts
Virgins On Fire Greeting Cards
Offensive + Delightful Greeting Cards
Quick Brown Fox Letterpress Greeting Cards
Apartment 2 Greeting Cards
About
Wholesale
My Book
Custom
Consulting
Contact
Press
Account
Item added to cart.
View cart and check out
.
Close
Close
LAST DAY TO ORDER IS DEC 21, 12PM EST. USE CODE “ROCKY” FOR 15% OFF AND I’LL GIVE 10% TO BADASS ANIMAL RESCUE.
Close
Browse All
Sort by
Featured
Best selling
Alphabetically, A-Z
Alphabetically, Z-A
Price, low to high
Price, high to low
Date, old to new
Date, new to old
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
FOXY LADIES DOIN' A LIL' AFTERNOON SHOPPIN' (Rosemary & Sage)
Regular price
$38.97
View
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
CAT BUTTS (Linen Odor Eliminator)
Regular price
$38.97
View
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
EXCITED TO CLIMB THE CORPORATE LADDER THEN DIE (Amber & Driftwood)
Regular price
$38.97
View
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, STUPID (Smoked Oud)
Sold Out
View
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
EMO PROM DATE (Vanilla & Raspberry)
Regular price
$38.97
View
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
DARK VOID FILLED ONLY WITH BOOKS (Amber & Rose)
Regular price
$38.97
View
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
SORRY FOR MAKING EVERYTHING ABOUT RACE, GENDER, SEXUALITY, AND SOCIAL CLASS... (Teakwood)
Regular price
$38.97
View
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
SANTA'S NORTH POLE GLORY HOLE AND TOY SHOP (Peppermint Mocha)
Regular price
$38.97
View
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
THE COLLECTIVE TRAUMA OF THE 9-5 WORK EXPERIENCE (Bergamot & Tea)
Regular price
$38.97
View
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
A LIFETIME OF DEVIANCE AND FAGGOTRY (Leather & Rose) LGBTQ+ Candle
Regular price
$38.97
View
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
SOBER AF (Celebratory Fig)
Regular price
$38.97
View
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
SCATTER MY ASHES ON THE F TRAIN (Cardamom & Cream)
Regular price
$38.97
View
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
SWAMPS OF JERSEY (Cardamom & Cream)
Regular price
$38.97
View
Virgins On Fire
ENJOY YOUR TURKEY, RACIST (Cranberry & Cypress)
Regular price
$38.97
View
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
GOWANUS CANAL (Cashmere)
Regular price
$38.97
View
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
BUDDY THE UNION ELF (Almond Macaron) Candle
Regular price
$38.97
View
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
SURROUNDED BY ANTI-GAY MISOGYNISTS... (Matcha & Bergamot)
Regular price
$38.97
View
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
MADAM PRESIDENT (Gin & Cypress) Soy Wax 2024 Election Candle
Regular price
$38.97
View
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
AN ALL-QUEER SUPREME COURT (Oakmoss and Amber) LGBTQ+ Candle
Regular price
$38.97
View
Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
FLIRTY WEEDY GUY (Smoke and Pet Odor Eliminator)
Regular price
$38.97
View
←
1
2
3
4
…
9
→
Choosing a selection results in a full page refresh.
Press the space key then arrow keys to make a selection.
Use left/right arrows to navigate the slideshow or swipe left/right if using a mobile device