Amber glass candle jar with white label featuring black and white beach photo. Label reads 'Teakwood' scent by Virgins on Fire company. Contains mature language expressing desire to purchase a beach house. Small pride flag icon visible in corner.
Back label of amber glass candle jar showing product details. 100% soy wax, handmade in Brooklyn, 45-50 hour burn time, non-toxic, 9oz size. Features Virgins on Fire Candle Co. branding, contact information, and cartoon mascot with rainbow flag. Includes note about being handmade by a gay man rather than a corporation."
Amber glass candle jar with white label featuring black and white beach photo. Label reads 'Teakwood' scent by Virgins on Fire company. Contains mature language expressing desire to purchase a beach house. Small pride flag icon visible in corner.
Back label of amber glass candle jar showing product details. 100% soy wax, handmade in Brooklyn, 45-50 hour burn time, non-toxic, 9oz size. Features Virgins on Fire Candle Co. branding, contact information, and cartoon mascot with rainbow flag. Includes note about being handmade by a gay man rather than a corporation."

Virgins On Fire Candle Co.

FUCK IT, I'M BUYING A BEACH HOUSE (Sandalwood)

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Sandalwood

From the company that brought you Fuck It, I'm Buying a Cabin comes its natural companion Fuck It, I'm Buying a Beach House.

A beachy teakwood scented declaration of better days ahead. Fuck it, you're buying that house.

From Virgins on Fire Candle Co. these quality jar candles are made with 100% soy wax and handmade in Brooklyn, NY using only safe phthalate-free fragrances sourced from socially responsible suppliers.

The 9oz candle with wraparound label carries a long 45-50 hour burn time.

Virgins On Fire Candle Co. also makes custom candles for events, private labeling, promotions, and wholesale. Just get in touch and we'll bring your project to life.

Customer Reviews

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Michelle G
Made of sunshine and sarcasm

My friend LOVED this gift and swears it keeps her focused on her end goal. If a candle could have magical properties, it would be this one. Transporting you to a place of sunshine and sarcasm. Fuck it, buy the damn candle.

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Agnieszka Makarewicz
My new found life attitude/goal!

Never have I thought a candle can be so inspiring! 😂

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Tamara Neumann

FUCK IT, I'M BUYING A BEACH HOUSE

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Michelle G
Made of sunshine and sarcasm

My friend LOVED this gift and swears it keeps her focused on her end goal. If a candle could have magical properties, it would be this one. Transporting you to a place of sunshine and sarcasm. Fuck it, buy the damn candle.

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Agnieszka Makarewicz
My new found life attitude/goal!

Never have I thought a candle can be so inspiring! 😂

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Tamara Neumann

FUCK IT, I'M BUYING A BEACH HOUSE