NEUROTIC HOMOSEXUAL SOY CANDLE | 9OZ | HANDMADE IN BROOKLYN
"Neurotic Homosexual" - A Sea Salt & Eucalyptus Candle to soothe your inner monologue.
Are you lying awake at 3 AM replaying every awkward interaction you've ever had?
Does your sea saltless space need to match the level of overthinking happening in your brain?
Light this candle and let the rich, sophisticated aroma of sea salt and eucalyptus envelop you while you mentally catalog every interaction you've had since 2007.
This premium soy candle features:
- 45-50 hours of burn time (yes, we counted exactly, multiple times, just to be sure)
- A robust scent that will make you question if it's too intense, then not intense enough, then perfect, then maybe too intense again
- A brown amber jar that goes with everything (we spent 6 months deciding on this shade of amber).
Perfect for any space where you need both mood lighting and a reminder that being a hot mess is actually very chic.
Pairs well with overthinking your text messages and reorganizing your bookshelf by color for the fourth time this week.
Crafted by Virgins on Fire Candle Co.—a proud LGBTQ+ and sober-owned business in Brooklyn.
Product Details:
-100% Soy Wax
- 9oz Glass Jar
- 45-50 Hour Burn Time
- Premium Fragrance
- Clean-Burning Cotton Wick
- Phthalate-Free Formula
- Made in Brooklyn, NY
Fragrance Profile:
Top: Ozone, Eucalyptus, Orchid
Middle: Sea Salt, Cotton
Base: Musk, Cedar
This fragrance is a consistent best seller.
Quality Promise:
- Small-Batch Production
- Ethically Sourced Fragrances
- LGBTQ+ Owned & Operated
- Sober Owned Business
Perfect For:
- The Neurospicy
- OCD/ADHD people of all shapes and sizes
- Your therapist's receptionist
- That person you think is mad at you
Burning Guide: Trim wick to 1/4 inch before lighting. First burn should be 2-3 hours for optimal wax pool. Keep away from drafts.
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