Finally, a candle as blunt as your aunt after three martinis. Our "Some Boys Paint Their Nails, Get Over It" candle delivers crisp white eucalyptus with zero sugar-coating—just like its name.
This scent doesn't care about your opinions. It's too busy being refreshing as hell while you sit there contemplating why you're emotionally invested in other people's fingertips.
Perfect for: making your house smell amazing, passive-aggressively gifting, or simply enjoying while you wait for the rest of the world to catch up with common sense.
Burns for 45-50 hours— or much longer than most conversations about nail polish should last.
Pairs well with: minding your own business and actual problems.
From Virgins On Fire Candle Co, a queer, sober-owned, small business in Brooklyn, NY.