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The funny scents. 100% soy wax candles handmade in Brooklyn, NY
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Virgins On Fire Candle Co.
CONDESCENDING BARISTA (Coffee) Scented Candle
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THIS CANDLE WAS HANDMADE BY A GAY MAN NOT A MULTINATIONAL CORPORATION (Sage & Lavender)
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HEAVILY TATTOOED BARTENDER (Whiskey)
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WE'RE GOING TO THE CATSKILLS! (Dry Gin & Cypress) Candle
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DARK VOID FILLED ONLY BY PLANTS (Amber & Rose)
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SANTA'S FIRST WIFE (Brandy & Pear)
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JUST A REALLY INTENSE LESBIAN ENERGY (Eucalyptus)
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FORECLOSED GINGERBREAD HOUSE (Gingerbread)
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GREEN SUNDAY (Smoke & Pet Odor Eliminator)
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FUCK IT, I'M BUYING A BEACH HOUSE (Sandalwood)
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LESBIANS & TACO TRUCKS (Mint Mojito)
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FOXY LADIES DOIN' A LIL' AFTERNOON SHOPPIN' (Rosemary & Sage)
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EXCITED TO CLIMB THE CORPORATE LADDER THEN DIE (Amber & Driftwood)
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FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, STUPID (Smoked Oud)
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EMO PROM DATE (Vanilla & Raspberry)
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$24
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DARK VOID FILLED ONLY WITH BOOKS (Amber & Rose)
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$24
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SANTA'S NORTH POLE GLORY HOLE AND TOY SHOP (Peppermint Mocha)
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$24
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Virgins On Fire
ENJOY YOUR TURKEY, RACIST (Cranberry & Cypress)
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$24
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BUDDY THE UNION ELF (Almond Macaron) Candle
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SHUT UP! LET TEACHERS TEACH! (Tonka)
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